Robot Creator T-Shirts

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Robot Parts $5

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot walking pet robot

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.