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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot walking pet robot

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Sculptor's chippings

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'