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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot walking pet robot

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Sculptor's chippings

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."