Robot Creator Pillows

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Robot Parts $5

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The First Martian Dog.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Robot Jogger

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Robot walking pet robot