Pet Parenting Quirks Gifts

"Just because he's neutered and declawed doesn't mean he's not dangerous."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Too Much Coffee Man

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I've got it written down...'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Bad Dog

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

"I'll hold the kid eventually. I just don't want it to develop a false sense of entitlement."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."