Pet Parent Humor Gifts

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

'I ate a lot of homework.'

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Dog begging with sign that reads 'Boneless and hungry'.

"You treat me like a dog."

"Quick, act casual."

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"I know this is going to hurt one of you, but you both can't be my log in password."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Conversation between Dogs.

Cat at Surprise Party.

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Is our owner hot?"

Parrot annoying dog.

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Polly want a cracker?

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"Let's see, who had the canary?"