Pet Parent Humor T-Shirts

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

'I ate a lot of homework.'

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Quick, act casual."

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"I know this is going to hurt one of you, but you both can't be my log in password."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Conversation between Dogs.

Cat at Surprise Party.

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"Is our owner hot?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Parrot annoying dog.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Polly want a cracker?

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

Cattery and kennels

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'