Pet Parent Comedies Gifts

"Oh boy, if the kitchen keeps on flooding, we might be able to escape!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Conversation between Dogs.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"The head, the head! I told you, always support the baby's head!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Is our owner hot?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"Quick, act casual."

Tinder for dogs

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

Now Wash Your Paws

"The good news is you can return that kitty litter to the store and buy yourself something pretty..."

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Of course I never take you out - I can't see you wanting to cock your leg in the park!'

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

'It's a leaf.'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'