Pet Owners With A Flair For Drama Gifts

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Grrrr....'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"You stop it, now!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Goldie playing chess. Check.

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant