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"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

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"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

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"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

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Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

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