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K9 Literati.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Conversation between Dogs.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"You stop it, now!"

"It's only the wind."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Dog football

"Is our owner hot?"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Non-working dog, please help

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus