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K9 Literati.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Conversation between Dogs.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Good, but not Great Danes.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

"You stop it, now!"

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"It's only the wind."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Dog football

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Is our owner hot?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Non-working dog, please help

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?