Pet Owner Surprised By Reality T-Shirts

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"He was a sea rescue."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Well, it wasn't me.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

An advantage of robotic pets.

The Curse of the Werewolf

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

'Sit!' (Buddhist dog sits in meditation)

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."