Pet Lover Siblings Pillows

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"This never happened."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog Birthdays

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Jumping Dogs

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'He took a fetching class.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'Good dog!'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'