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Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Signing the declaration of independence.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Another slander suit!"

The Oxford Comma Coin

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."