Pet Language Enthusiast Pillows

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

The Oxford Comma Coin

"Another slander suit!"

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'