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Dog-English dictionary.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"What happened to what cat?"

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Lingo Of The Dingo.

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'