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Dog-English dictionary.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"What happened to what cat?"

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Barking as a Second Language.

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Lingo Of The Dingo.