Pet Jokester Gifts

'Your mouth says 'no', but your tail says 'yes!''

Dog diagram

'Are you still going steady with that left leg at number thirty six?'

Velcro Paws.

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Terrierists.

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

Dog blaming a cat for a mysterious puddle.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Cats at private view

Dogs life

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."