Pet Jokester Prints

'Your mouth says 'no', but your tail says 'yes!''

Dog diagram

'Are you still going steady with that left leg at number thirty six?'

Velcro Paws.

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Terrierists.

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

Dog blaming a cat for a mysterious puddle.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

Cats at private view

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Clown walks balloon dog

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!