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"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Good book?'

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Any questions?"

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Reigning cats and dogs.

"They know me here."

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"