'People are so mean. The groom's right there but everyone calls that other guy the best man!'
Social Hierarchy Observer T-Shirts
Make a statement with t-shirts designed for the social hierarchy observer. These playful, witty tees are ideal for anyone who loves analyzing social structures and poking fun at societal norms—comfortably stylish with a humorous twist.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"What are you doing?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
'I like your attitude, Brigley.'
Above reproach.
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"God help us, it's that guy."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
'Not...one...drop.'
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
Take a pill so you won't be one.
The United States of Amazement
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."
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