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Hyde Park

Crowds Gather for the Opera in the Zoological Gardens

Close of the season - The London footman exhausted.

Sloaney Pony.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"I detect an accent – money?"

Afternoon Tea

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'New money or old money?'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

cayetana de alba

"Come at me, Bro!"

He donated his body to social science.

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

Wall St. Glitterati

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."