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"I've always found enough to keep me busy right here on the Atlantic RIm."

Defendant concerned at how her outfit has been reported in the proceedings

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Sloaney Pony.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"For drinks or dinner?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Champagne at the hunt

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

Afternoon Tea

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'New money or old money?'

Bleeding flag...

Moral Outrage.

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"