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Social Insecurities

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Sloaney Pony.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

George Orwell

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Champagne at the hunt

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Afternoon Tea

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'New money or old money?'

Bleeding flag...

Moral Outrage.

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"