Pet Royalty Observer T-Shirts

Reigning cats and dogs.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

A king and his paperwork.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Cat with Crown.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Royal Variety

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'