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"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

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Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

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'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'