Pet Duck Aficionado Prints

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Could I have my Bill ?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.