Pet Antics Analyst Gifts

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Stubborn Horse

Cat in Tree.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Cats at private view

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Dogs life

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.