Pet Adoption Ponderer Gifts

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cat box"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Foster failure

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"He was a rescue."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"We're not so different, you and I."

I Wonder if They can Think…

"What do cats want?"

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

I'm neither a dog person nor a cat person. I'm a people person.