Pest Philosophizers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the pest philosophizers in your life? Our collection offers witty and creative items that capture their inquisitive spirit. Perfect for those who love to ponder life's little mysteries and appreciate a clever twist. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find something that resonates with their playful curiosity.

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"There's a rumor - which I don't believe - that there are more people than rats in this city."

"There's a rumor - which I don't believe - that there are more people than rats in this city." mockup

"There's a rumor - which I don't believe - that there are more people than rats in this city."

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'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?' mockup

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

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It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems... mockup

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

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Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?' mockup

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

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Cat Reunion

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

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Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition mockup

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

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"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get." mockup

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top." mockup

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

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"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long." mockup

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

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Bees v Wasps

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"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week" mockup

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

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"This aquarium is such a nice prison." mockup

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

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"Dogs are men."

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?' mockup

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!' mockup

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

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Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel. mockup

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

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"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?" mockup

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

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"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!" mockup

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

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'I'm trying to toilet train them.' mockup

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

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The Inner Dog.

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Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy. mockup

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

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Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.' mockup

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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"Cat got your tongue?"

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Fish Food

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"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?" mockup

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

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"You need a hobby."

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'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.' mockup

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

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"These dizzy spells, I have a theory." mockup

"These dizzy spells, I have a theory."

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Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things. mockup

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

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Pest Philosophizers Gifts Collection

Pest Philosophizers Mugs

Browse our mugs collection for pest philosophizers, and find witty designs that make every coffee break a moment of reflection.

Pest Philosophizers Pillows

Discover pillows that add a witty and thoughtful touch to any home, ideal for pest philosophizers who love to relax in style.

Pest Philosophizers Prints

View our inspiring prints, perfect for pest philosophizers who enjoy decorating their space with humor and insight.

Pest Philosophizers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for pest philosophizers—fun, clever, and perfect for showcasing their love of curious pondering.