Pest Dodger Gifts

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I found the termites!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Nun Binning the Devil

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Health

Flies up the ante!

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Demon's Disguise

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

Ask me about my litter!

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'