Pest Dodger Gifts

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I found the termites!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

Nun Binning the Devil

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Health

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Flies up the ante!

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

The Demon's Disguise

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

Ask me about my litter!