Pessimism Appreciator Gifts

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'

'Have you ever had one of those dreadful days when everything seems to go right?'

'We've turned down you loan application because we got together and we just don't think you like you'll last another week . . .'

Things are certain to get worse before they get better.

"I've got a feeling it's going to be one of those centuries."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

"Look on the dark side."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'You say you're an eternal optimist. How unfortunate. We're looking for an internal optimist.'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Die alone"

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Gonna Suck