Pessimism Aficionado Gifts

"I got an 'A' in hopelessness and a 'B' in missed opportunities."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Tom's last day.

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"Die alone"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Gonna Suck

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Y2K Solutions Inc.

'Turned out nice again.'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

This will be a banner day for you!

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

'I'm afraid things have to get worse before they can get even worse.'

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

"This feels like the start of something that will eventually break one of our hearts."

The end of the world is nigh.

"Oh what a beautiful morning!"

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

The split end is near.