Personalized Medicine Advocate Gifts

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Prostate: 51st State

Budget

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Doctors Discussion

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Healthcare declaration

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Health Care Crisis table.

South Carolina's War on Women

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."