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"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

Budget

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Health Care Crisis table.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."