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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

"But apart from pay, conditions, stress, increased bureaucracy, recruitment problems, patient expectations, and violence...'

'Of course his appetite's improved...it's the medical marijuana.'

The Harvest

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Obama Healthcare.

Slavery Reparations

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Detention Center

Budget

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."