Doctor's Advocate T-Shirts

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

Second Opinion

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Slavery Reparations

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Budget

Vaccine

Route 666

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'