Doctor's Advocate Prints

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

Second Opinion

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Snow Devil

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Obama Healthcare.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Slavery Reparations

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Budget

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Vaccine

Route 666

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Covid and the Vaccines

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."