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Going Against The Flow

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Oligarchy

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Politically Correct Snowperson

The Ascent of Woman

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"He's gone goth"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

All Natural Nothing

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

US election postal vote controversy

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Joe Biden

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Police Statetion

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

The Best Defense

CCTV in church.