Personal Choice Advocate Pillows

Going Against The Flow

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Oligarchy

Politically Correct Snowperson

The Ascent of Woman

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"He's gone goth"

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Police Statetion

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

US election postal vote controversy

"Yes, I'm alone."

Joe Biden

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

CCTV in church.