Modern Healthcare Advocate Gifts

'...of course, one of the benefits of working for our company is covering any embryo and egg-freezing needs you may have.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Budget

Covid and the Vaccines

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Sick

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

South Carolina's War on Women

Health Care Crisis table.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."