Modern Healthcare Advocate Gifts

'...of course, one of the benefits of working for our company is covering any embryo and egg-freezing needs you may have.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Obama Healthcare.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Budget

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Doctors Discussion

Healthcare declaration

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.