Personal Space Humour Pillows

"I told you the service was very personal!"

Club Antisocial

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

Social Distancing

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

Private Jet

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'