Personal Space Humour T-Shirts

"I told you the service was very personal!"

Club Antisocial

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Moon's Portaloo.

First attempt at the Big Bang

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Black Hole Corks

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Social Distancing

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."