Personal Injury Lawyer Gifts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Well, Mr Dinthwait, I think there's quite a strong case for compensation for your whiplash injury from your recent car accident.'

'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'

Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

'For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit.'

Lawsuits

'Honey, this personal injury lawyer says that if we act now, he'll also throw in a free slicer and dicer in its own carrying case.'

"Did you or did you not, without proper warning, leap upon my client's back, thereby causing him grievous bodily injury?!"

"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just drafting."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Lawyers Treadmill: Ambulance chaser.

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"A personal injury lawyer whose will stated he wanted one last chase."

'Lawyers to Avoid.' 'Need a lawyer? I'm low in cholesterol, have never been tested on lab animals and am 100 biodegradable.'

"Ambulance chasing is all well and good. But the serious money is in bottom feeding."

'I had your court case moved up to tomorrow. I want you to look your best.'

'Nice Shot-right into the middle of that foursome of personal injury lawyers...'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"He's not keen on health and safety issues . . . he's a personal injury lawyer."

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

'No, you first.'

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'Have you had an accident that was not your fault?'

"Blinker + Dinker ambulance chasers. Civil, criminal, truth in advertising."

People who Design Safe Amusement Park Ride.

Bunker And Dinker - Ambulance Chasers

"Ambulance Chaser."

If injury lawyers said what they really mean.

'Injured on Black Friday? I can help!'

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"The first ambulance chaser."