Personal Injury Claim Gifts

'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

'I know just how you feel.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

Crashed saucer, man running, vanity license plate reads 'AXDNTLAW'

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

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'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

attorney at law

'Ow. We are suing you for repetitive strain injury.'

Litigation Advice: 'Miss Beamish, in this office never, ever, say 'accidents will happen'...'

Client with eye injury to lawyer: 'It's affected my vision to where even my hindsight is no longer 2020.'

'Honey, this personal injury lawyer says that if we act now, he'll also throw in a free slicer and dicer in its own carrying case.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Ambulance chasing is all well and good. But the serious money is in bottom feeding."

'I had your court case moved up to tomorrow. I want you to look your best.'

'Ah, the new pocket plaque's arrived.'

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

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