Personal Injury Claim Prints

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

Crashed saucer, man running, vanity license plate reads 'AXDNTLAW'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'

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'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

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Client with eye injury to lawyer: 'It's affected my vision to where even my hindsight is no longer 2020.'

'Ow. We are suing you for repetitive strain injury.'

Litigation Advice: 'Miss Beamish, in this office never, ever, say 'accidents will happen'...'

'Honey, this personal injury lawyer says that if we act now, he'll also throw in a free slicer and dicer in its own carrying case.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

'I had your court case moved up to tomorrow. I want you to look your best.'

"Ambulance chasing is all well and good. But the serious money is in bottom feeding."

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Law Firm of Stonado & Stonato - Personal Injury

'I'd sue her for incompatibilty, if I could catch her at it.'

Bunker And Dinker - Ambulance Chasers