Insurance Claim Warrior Prints

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

Doctor drowning in a sea of 'Bills','Statements' and 'Denied Insurance'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Big slipper.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Genius Bar

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"First day out of bed?"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Tread carefully...it's her extended unfair dismissal qualification period.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

The Great Out-doors

'So we meet again...'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'The good news is you're no longer in denial. The bad news is your health insurance is.'

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

"So, what can I do for you?"

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."