Insurance Claim Warrior Pillows

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

Doctor drowning in a sea of 'Bills','Statements' and 'Denied Insurance'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Big slipper.

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"First day out of bed?"

Genius Bar

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Tread carefully...it's her extended unfair dismissal qualification period.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'So we meet again...'

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

The Great Out-doors

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'The good news is you're no longer in denial. The bad news is your health insurance is.'

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"So, what can I do for you?"