Insurance Claims Handler Pillows

"Flight insurance claims department."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Tsipras and Merkel

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

'Desks equipped with airbags - for now that's our company's health plan.'

'The problem is that you're overmedicated. Luckily there are drugs that can help with that.'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Master of Disaster

Awkward customers.

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

"You have to follow the guidance on dealing with complaints precisely or else the shredder gets blocked."

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

'This is the 'place' in 'repeal and replace'.'

'Intensive and or expensive care?'

'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'

"I have good news if you have insurance. Bad news, if you don't."

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Our hospital is dedicated to cost transparency for our patients. I think you'll find our prices are so transparent you can't even see them."

Medical Bill