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Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Second hand furniture.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Cat Towels

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Home Sweet Home

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Dogs shaving